The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.
First step? Slip on the ring - a little bright lie that says you're married to the man of your dreams (when ... The freaks come out at night. They glom onto your elbow, disrupt your conversations and worst of all, they freeze out the real hot prospects.
First step? Slip on the ring - a little bright lie that says you're married to the man of your dreams (whenever he gets here). When the coast is clear, stash your secret weapon in your keychain. Next time an unwanted suitor lurks near, tap your inner vixen and remember: you're Ms. Taken! | Work the room in style with an exclusive Ms. Taken tee! | 
